Im Eliza, Im 24 years old, I love television and funny crap, this is my random blog.
Ziva: So EJ is…gone? (YES THAT BITCH FINALLY FUCKED OFF)
Tony: And safe. For a change. (Thank God she’s leaving me alone now)
Ziva: May I ask where? (How far away is she and what are the chances of her coming back and haunting us?)
Tony: Someplace quiet, with someone she can count on. Hopefully.
Ziva: That is the word, is it not? Hopefully. Even when you think you can count on someone you often cannot. (Tell me about. My abnormally large-eared boyfriend refuses to contact me).
Tony: Do I detect a blip on the Ray-dar? (TELL ME EVERYTHING)
Ziva: I would rather not discuss it.
Tony: Well, at least EJ and I parted…friends. Agent Cruz seems to have some communication issues. (You’re kinda dating a total dickhead)
Ziva: Yeah and I’m losing my patience!
Tony: As well you should. (I’m so proud). You know, we have a lot in common in that respect. (We should date. Yes, it took me six and a half years and a mid-life crisis to realise it but I’m realising it now).
Ziva: You think?
Tony: I don’t think. I know.
Ziva: Well then, I am….grateful to have someone in my life who is as…romantically dysfunctional as I am. (We both have issues, and we’re both the reasons for each other’s issues).
Tony: Agent David, do you really consider me to be in your life? (I didn’t expect to actually get anywhere with this so now imma just say something weird).
Tony: No. (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK)
Ziva: Yes. (Could he have worse timing?)
Tony: Seriously. (Why are you putting yourself through this crap. WHAT IS THIS)
Ziva: What should I say? (Tell me I should say nothing and dump his sorry ass)
Tony: Say hello. (WHAT IS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH. my brain is either trying to make me a good friend or making me manipulate the situation so when you realise Dumbo isn’t all that jazz I’m the one you come running to)
*she squeezes past* *lingering eye sex* *multiple eyegasms*
Ziva: Ray? Hello? No, I can talk. (This better be fucking important. I was just having eye-sex with a hot Italian while you were off ignoring me for the past eight weeks and it was far more pleasurable than anything YOU’VE ever done)
- 9.12: “Housekeeping”
Tony: You know one of these days I’d like to actually meet someone who appreciates movies the way I do.. Or at least appreciates the way I appreciate them.
E.J.: She does, Tony.
Tony: Who?E.J.: Ziva.
Tony: Agent Ziva David believes that the POTC is a cinema classic.
I’m not talking about movies, Tony. I’m talking about you. She cares.
Tony: What’s the matter with you? We’re coworkers.E.J.: Yeah.
Tony: We’re teammates.E.J.: Uh-huh.
Tony: We have each other’s backs.E.J.: Exactly.
Consider yourself redeemed, EJ.