Mr. Monk and the Red Herring - birth control pills
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Monk:
And you recently started dating again.
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Natalie:
How did you know that?
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Monk:
It's patently obvious. I happened to notice these in your coat pocket. Birth control pills.
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Monk:
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Natalie:
I can't believe you just did that! Right in front of my daughter? What is wrong with you? Do you have, like, zero social skills?
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Julie:
Mom, it's okay, I'm not a baby.
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Monk:
Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Oh, my mistake. These are not birth control pills. These are, these are tic-tacs. Just little pink and green tic-tac candies. But don't eat them! They're special, adult, you know, tic-tacs.
Natalie: Let’s play 20 questions!
Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Alright okay you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Monk: Okay I’ve got it.
Natalie: Um. Is it Trudy?
Monk: Trudy, who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Monk: Yes. That was fun.
Mr Monk vs the Captain :)
Monk: Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank (#6.12) (2008)
[Monk, Natalie, Disher, and Stottlemeyer have been sealed in a bank vault by a crooked employee]
Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die, right here.
Natalie Teeger: No, you are not!
Adrian Monk: You’re right, you’re right. You’re right…
[gets up]
Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die over there.
[moves to another corner]
Adrian Monk: I call this spot. You can die over there!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That’s it. Monk is no longer the morale officer.