Mr. Monk and the Red Herring - birth control pills

  • Monk: And you recently started dating again.
  • Natalie: How did you know that?
  • Monk: It's patently obvious. I happened to notice these in your coat pocket. Birth control pills.
  • Monk: Oh, I'm sorry.
  • Natalie: I can't believe you just did that! Right in front of my daughter? What is wrong with you? Do you have, like, zero social skills?
  • Julie: Mom, it's okay, I'm not a baby.
  • Monk: Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Oh, my mistake. These are not birth control pills. These are, these are tic-tacs. Just little pink and green tic-tac candies. But don't eat them! They're special, adult, you know, tic-tacs.
xafterallthistime-alwaysx:

Monk: Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank (#6.12) (2008)[Monk, Natalie, Disher, and Stottlemeyer have been sealed in a bank vault by a crooked employee]Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die, right here.Natalie Teeger: No, you are not!Adrian Monk: You’re right, you’re right. You’re right…[gets up]Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die over there.[moves to another corner]Adrian Monk: I call this spot. You can die over there!Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That’s it. Monk is no longer the morale officer.

xafterallthistime-alwaysx:

Monk: Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank (#6.12) (2008)
[Monk, Natalie, Disher, and Stottlemeyer have been sealed in a bank vault by a crooked employee]
Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die, right here.
Natalie Teeger: No, you are not!
Adrian Monk: You’re right, you’re right. You’re right…
[gets up]
Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die over there.
[moves to another corner]
Adrian Monk: I call this spot. You can die over there!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That’s it. Monk is no longer the morale officer.