Mr. Monk stays in bed
Mr. Monk and the Red Herring - birth control pills
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Monk:
And you recently started dating again.
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Natalie:
How did you know that?
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Monk:
It's patently obvious. I happened to notice these in your coat pocket. Birth control pills.
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Monk:
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Natalie:
I can't believe you just did that! Right in front of my daughter? What is wrong with you? Do you have, like, zero social skills?
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Julie:
Mom, it's okay, I'm not a baby.
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Monk:
Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Oh, my mistake. These are not birth control pills. These are, these are tic-tacs. Just little pink and green tic-tac candies. But don't eat them! They're special, adult, you know, tic-tacs.
MONK
Mr. Monk and the Blackout [3.03]
Monk: Lieutenant, these are night-vision goggles! Turn the lights back off, I’ll have the advantage! Turn them off!
Lt. Disher: Yeah, we could do that… or we could just arrest him.
“Monk: ” AH, AH, I got nature. There’s nature on my hand!” “I need a wipe. Wipe!” No you can’t clean nature with nature!”
— Monk Season 3, episode 12: Mr. Monk gets cabin fever (via jus-tiny)
