Mr. Monk and the Red Herring - birth control pills

  • Monk: And you recently started dating again.
  • Natalie: How did you know that?
  • Monk: It's patently obvious. I happened to notice these in your coat pocket. Birth control pills.
  • Monk: Oh, I'm sorry.
  • Natalie: I can't believe you just did that! Right in front of my daughter? What is wrong with you? Do you have, like, zero social skills?
  • Julie: Mom, it's okay, I'm not a baby.
  • Monk: Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Oh, my mistake. These are not birth control pills. These are, these are tic-tacs. Just little pink and green tic-tac candies. But don't eat them! They're special, adult, you know, tic-tacs.