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Monk 6x07 Mr. Monk and the Daredevil.
Monk: I said ‘Dr. Kroger doesn’t laugh’ he said ‘He doesn’t laugh with you’. What I should have said is ‘Maybe he’s laughing at you, Harold’. At you. Get it? At you. Get it?
Natalie: Yeah, I get it.
Monk: At you. It would have destroyed him -he’d be boxed in, boxed in! Let’s call him.
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he’s not a real cop. He’s a stripper.
Adrian Monk: I don’t think so.
Natalie Teeger: Didn’t you see his badge? It says “Officer Feelgood.”
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, the guy’s got dollar bills sticking out of his belt.
Adrian Monk: I thought he’d lost his wallet.
“Natalie Teeger: [Running from ‘hitmen’ out to kill them] The Dumpster, The Dumpster!
Adrian Monk: Argh, I can’t
Natalie Teeger: The Porta-John!
Adrian Monk: Have we Met?”
From the Tv show Monk. Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk (#8.9)” (2009)