thedailywhat:

Civil War Vet of the Day: Nic Cage is finally confronted with the irrefutable fact that he’s an immortal vampire, makes up some unbuyable excuse supposedly explaining how he’s not.

[buzzfeed.]

thedailywhat:

Escaped Goat of the Day: A runaway goat was caught on tape giving officials in Melbourne the runaround.

It remained unclear where the stray nanny came from, but it was eventually caught and sent to the Lost Dogs’ Home animal shelter.

And, before you ask, yes: ITN was nice enough to add some Benny Hill-ish chase music to its report.

[ninemsn / itn.]

thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: Donkeyotee the donkey tries to sing along to his owner’s fiddling, makes a total ass of himself.

[bunnyfood.]

“Aside from subjecting him to you in a towel, tell me what you did to him!”

— In which Harvey demands to know if Louis tried to sexually abuse his young, innocent boyfriend. He is so protective. It’s beautiful. (via doublesevens)

thedailywhat:

Accidental Color Coordination of the Day: That awkward moment when you realize you and your two co-anchors are wearing practically the same thing.

[reddit.]