Monk 6x07 Mr. Monk and the Daredevil.
Monk: I said ‘Dr. Kroger doesn’t laugh’ he said ‘He doesn’t laugh with you’. What I should have said is ‘Maybe he’s laughing at you, Harold’. At you. Get it? At you. Get it?
Natalie: Yeah, I get it.
Monk: At you. It would have destroyed him -he’d be boxed in, boxed in! Let’s call him.
Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding [4.07]
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he’s not a real cop. He’s a stripper.
Adrian Monk: I don’t think so.
Natalie Teeger: Didn’t you see his badge? It says “Officer Feelgood.”
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, the guy’s got dollar bills sticking out of his belt.
Adrian Monk: I thought he’d lost his wallet.
Mr. Monk and the Red Herring - birth control pills
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Monk:
And you recently started dating again.
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Natalie:
How did you know that?
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Monk:
It's patently obvious. I happened to notice these in your coat pocket. Birth control pills.
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Monk:
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Natalie:
I can't believe you just did that! Right in front of my daughter? What is wrong with you? Do you have, like, zero social skills?
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Julie:
Mom, it's okay, I'm not a baby.
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Monk:
Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Oh, my mistake. These are not birth control pills. These are, these are tic-tacs. Just little pink and green tic-tac candies. But don't eat them! They're special, adult, you know, tic-tacs.
