Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he’s not a real cop. He’s a stripper.
Adrian Monk: I don’t think so.
Natalie Teeger: Didn’t you see his badge? It says “Officer Feelgood.”
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, the guy’s got dollar bills sticking out of his belt.
Adrian Monk: I thought he’d lost his wallet.
Natalie Teeger: [Running from ‘hitmen’ out to kill them] The Dumpster, The Dumpster!
Adrian Monk: Argh, I can’t
Natalie Teeger: The Porta-John!
Adrian Monk: Have we Met?
From the Tv show Monk. Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk (#8.9)” (2009)