Im Eliza, Im 24 years old, I love television and funny crap, this is my random blog.
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he’s not a real cop. He’s a stripper.
Adrian Monk: I don’t think so.
Natalie Teeger: Didn’t you see his badge? It says “Officer Feelgood.”
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, the guy’s got dollar bills sticking out of his belt.
Adrian Monk: I thought he’d lost his wallet.