Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding [4.07]
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he’s not a real cop. He’s a stripper.
Adrian Monk: I don’t think so.
Natalie Teeger: Didn’t you see his badge? It says “Officer Feelgood.”
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, the guy’s got dollar bills sticking out of his belt.
Adrian Monk: I thought he’d lost his wallet.
MONK
Mr. Monk and the Blackout [3.03]
Monk: Lieutenant, these are night-vision goggles! Turn the lights back off, I’ll have the advantage! Turn them off!
Lt. Disher: Yeah, we could do that… or we could just arrest him.
