Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding [4.07]

theredraspberry:

Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he’s not a real cop. He’s a stripper.
Adrian Monk: I don’t think so.
Natalie Teeger: Didn’t you see his badge? It says “Officer Feelgood.”
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, the guy’s got dollar bills sticking out of his belt.
Adrian Monk: I thought he’d lost his wallet.

xafterallthistime-alwaysx:

Monk: Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank (#6.12) (2008)[Monk, Natalie, Disher, and Stottlemeyer have been sealed in a bank vault by a crooked employee]Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die, right here.Natalie Teeger: No, you are not!Adrian Monk: You’re right, you’re right. You’re right…[gets up]Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die over there.[moves to another corner]Adrian Monk: I call this spot. You can die over there!Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That’s it. Monk is no longer the morale officer.

xafterallthistime-alwaysx:

Monk: Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank (#6.12) (2008)
[Monk, Natalie, Disher, and Stottlemeyer have been sealed in a bank vault by a crooked employee]
Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die, right here.
Natalie Teeger: No, you are not!
Adrian Monk: You’re right, you’re right. You’re right…
[gets up]
Adrian Monk: I’m gonna die over there.
[moves to another corner]
Adrian Monk: I call this spot. You can die over there!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That’s it. Monk is no longer the morale officer.