Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding [4.07]

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Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he’s not a real cop. He’s a stripper.
Adrian Monk: I don’t think so.
Natalie Teeger: Didn’t you see his badge? It says “Officer Feelgood.”
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, the guy’s got dollar bills sticking out of his belt.
Adrian Monk: I thought he’d lost his wallet.

Mr. Monk and the Red Herring - birth control pills

  • Monk: And you recently started dating again.
  • Natalie: How did you know that?
  • Monk: It's patently obvious. I happened to notice these in your coat pocket. Birth control pills.
  • Monk: Oh, I'm sorry.
  • Natalie: I can't believe you just did that! Right in front of my daughter? What is wrong with you? Do you have, like, zero social skills?
  • Julie: Mom, it's okay, I'm not a baby.
  • Monk: Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Oh, my mistake. These are not birth control pills. These are, these are tic-tacs. Just little pink and green tic-tac candies. But don't eat them! They're special, adult, you know, tic-tacs.